Uncommonly comic gifts (Chicago Tribune)

Holiday Gift ideas that don’t break the bank.
Holiday gift-giving is a tradition that dates back roughly 2,006 years, to when the Three Wise Men went to Bethlehem with gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh for the Baby Jesus. Of course the next day the Virgin Mary returned these items for store credit, because she was a low-income mother with a newborn, and as the old saying goes, “You can’t diaper a baby with frankincense.”